In just one short hour I managed to embarrass myself so royally in front of my crush I don’t think I’ll recover from this evening… A recap of what happened:

  • He saw me staring at him like:
  • And when I realized he saw me staring I squirted out my otterpop all over myself
  • Speaking of otterpops, I had like 20 in a row so he probably thinks I’m a pig
  • (Its true tho, tbh)
  • I accidentally hit his crotch with an ice block and probably permanently damaged his reproductive system
  • I fell down a giant hill and rolled into a tree

I left the “get-together” or whatever early. No matter how badly you mess up in front of your crush, I hope you don’t ever embarrass yourself as much as I did…

Somebody shoot me.

strwberi-bitch-brigade:

strwberi-bitch-brigade:

Are you a boat because I sure like to steer you c;

Into a rocky sea side where your fragile body will be crushed into little bits perfect for feeding the mermaids, see you Davy Jones’ locker

projectunbreakable:

seven photographs depicting corrective rape: the occurrence of sexual assault because of or as a way of fixing a person’s sexual identity

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

strwberi-bitch-brigade:

Are you a boat because I sure like to steer you c;

where are we going

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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